Jokes?/

[Leanne]

any good jokes?/

keep it clean!!

[Jennifer &&; Melodie]

I know it's lame:

Q:What kind of music do bunnies like?



A: Hip-Hop

[Leanne]

hehehehehe good one!!!

ok did you here the letuce was being bad

so he turned over a new leaf

[eiznek]

Q:So, some lettuce, a tomato, and a kitchen sink run in a race. How did it turn out?

A: The lettuce is /a head/, the sink is still /running/, and the tomato is trying to /catch up/.

(Sorry, it's funnier out loud x.x)

[Jennifer &&; Melodie]

Ha! Nice play with words!

[haileybug212]

Q:what did the cookie say to the doctor?


A:i feel crumby!!! DX i know it's very lame..

[That One Lost Merodii]

A truck driver was eating in a restaraunt's nearby parking lot when a few bikers came by and stole his money, dumped his food all over the floor and stepped on it, and poured salt all over his head. The driver did nothing. They all left, and came to the nearby restaurant, talking. One of the bikers exclaimed, "That truck driver wasn't much of a fight." A waitress that had heard then suddenly spoke up "Well, he isn't much of a driver either. He just ran over a couple of motorcycles."

Hope that was a good one. I couldn't really remember it so i revised it to a way that could be fairly understandable :] Enjoy~!

Also, my friends wanted this one on.

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the theatres alone?
A: Because he had nobody

[Jennifer &&; Melodie]

Nice One!!

[Hiro]

Disclaimer: These jokes are not mine, so if they are randomly offensive in some random way [which I do not see] then don't blame me.

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A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.

"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.

"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

[If you didn't get this, note that free sounds like three.]

[Hiro]

Disclaimer : Once again, these jokes are not mine and if they are strangely in some random way offensive, do not blame me. I did not notice, nor did i find anything offensive in this. Blame the creator of the joke.

Title : E-mail Error

Joke : It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

[If you don't get it, here's a note : when the widow's husband past away, and she got that e-mail saying "Dearest wife... blah blah blah, and P.S. Sure is hot down here, she thought that she was going to die tomorrow to go to him and it was hot, meaning it was probably the flames of hell, and she doesn't want to die and go to hell, which was what the e-mail has stated. Except it wasn't her husband sending her the letter, it was a different person who has accidentally did the wrong e-mail address. Hope that helps if you didn't understand it.]

[Jennifer &&; Melodie]

Oh. I saw that joke. The first one was really funny, the second one,I got it, but it was kinda confusing at first.

[gavinmaguire]

how do you confuse a person?


put them in a circlur room and tell them to sit in the corner.

[gavinmaguire]

who do you catch a squirll?

act like a nut.

[nicole]

good one so cool

[mizudin]

kkkk.aaaaa.kkk.aaaaa .what the answer